Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Lightning Strikes

I was having a romantic RM 4 chicken kebab dinner with the person mentioned in the Valentine's post. We were just joking around and talking. Then all of a sudden BOOM! My house got hit by a tomahawk missile. It was the loudest bang I ever heard in my life and the entire room lit up behind my back. My friend was facing it and kind of looked like someone punched her really hard when it happened.

It turns out that the C.I.A. hasn't found me yet. My apartment just got struck by Malaysian lightning, which is about ten times louder than Canadian lightning. My friend says that it must have stuck just a few feet from my balcony. That bolt of lightning set off every car alarm in the neighbourhood.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

In the News

This is a picture of Arthur and I during his presentation. His presentation was about the I-Phone and this photo was taken with an I-Phone. In this photo I'm sporting my classic "Astro Boy" hairstyle. I've been going with this one off and on since grade two and I have the photos to prove it. I should give props to Arthur for a fantastic presentation.

"Mr. Saint, do you go clubbing?"
"Mr. Saint, I swear I saw you dirty dancing at Laundry last weekend."

The truth is that I'd rather stay home and listen to talk radio.

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Saturday, February 16, 2008

Valentine's Day

I was sitting at home alone debating whether or not it was too pathetic to go to a pub and drink alone on Valentine’s Day. Ultimately, I decided that it was best to hide my shame and stay at home. I went to Cold Storage to buy some more tissue to soak up my tears. I had only been gone 30 minutes, but when I came back I saw the Cookie Monster sleeping on my couch. I felt like poop because I didn’t even get her a card. I took her out and did my best to recover, but upon reflection, taking her to a dirty pub probably wasn’t the best decision I ever made.
All in all, I think this was my greatest Valentine’s ever.

Sunday, February 03, 2008

Wish I Saw It!

Actually, I wish I saw it at home in Canada. I don't miss the cold, but man, I'm really thinking about what I missed today. Instead of getting hammered and eating a philly cheesesteak, I sat here alone (stone cold sober) on Monday morning and got updates about once a minute.

That's it! I gotta get off my ass tonight and do something cool to make up for it. Jeez, this is the worst holiday ever.