Verbal Lashing from Golf Pro

I went to the local driving range to blow off some steam. The local pro came to talk to me and try to get me to take some lessons. Here are the exact words he used to describe my skills:

- "Pathetic"

- "The worst I've ever seen."

- "You're wasting your time."

- "I can't watch you any more or I'll be sick."

Thanks for the advice!